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I can honestly say I wasnt expecting that.
Youre like a forest, Mary! [06/05 to Mary]
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You cant catch me, Im a ninja! ~Vickie [in reference to The Ninja]
Jesus, your time is NOW! ~Dana [on the way to Blockbuster]
Mom, Dana has to leave now.
I can hardly wait. ~Me, Mom
They conquered people. ~Mom
Im not gayIm not gay!! ~Vickie [while asleep]
You dont draw nipples on your men!
Ill draw nipples on your men! ~Me, Vickie
You look like the gay guy behind my bed! ~TJ (boy from grade school)
ABUSE! ~Paul (boy from grade school)
"Viva la vegetable!" ~Mary [06]
"So, where's our Lovely Leo?"
"Katt...I think that was her.
"...Oh." ~Katt, Me, Katt [French trip '07!]
"DANCING QUEEN~!" ~Kelly [French trip '07]
"WOMBAT!" ~Brandon ['06?]
"Take the bus home with me."
"TAKE YOUR BALLS?!" ~Conner, Katt ['05]
and Optimus Prime will have my babies. ~Katt [06]
Star cream? ~Vickie [in reference to Transformers movie, before we saw it, misreading a box label]
Thats a fucking four! ~Vickie [about Shawn/book thing]
Ive seen the movie two times, so I should know.
Well, okay, youre wrong. ~me, Vick [about Pyramid Head]
"Well, that puts mind in a whole different definition, doesn't it? ...OH MY GOD." ~me, talking to Kel
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And thats just for computer lovers everywhere. ~KITT, after slamming his door into bad guys face. (Knight Rider, season 4, episode 3)
Michael, where are your pants? ~Kitt (Knight Rider, S1E12)
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Parents are very irritating.
Yeah, can I take them out?!
Ironhide, you know we dont harm humans! What is with you?!
I was just sayingits an option. ~Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime, Ironhide (Transformers 2007)
We are going to die. ~Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom)
That thing is wicked! ~Captain William Lennox (Transformers 2007)
Hey Mammy! Aw, dont be like that. If I had a rock, Id bust your head bitch. ~Bobby B. (Transformers 2007)
Uncle Bobby B, baby, Uncle Bobby B. ~Bobby B (Transformers 2007)
I mean, do you speak robot? Cause they just had a giant twin death match. ~Mikaela (Transformers 2007)
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Megatron: You're either lying or you're stupid!
Starscream: I'm stupid! I'm stupid! (Transformers)
"Stick it your optic sensor garbage can!" ~??? (Transformers)
[Reynardme playing with dolls]
Annie: Ahem.
Reynardme: Oh, lord strike me down! (Gunnerkrigg Court; bonus page 6)
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Ooh, battery and rape, no WONDER youre our leader-ACKH!! ~Starscream (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings, Transformers)
Cheeky little monster, youve broken my air commander! ~Megatron (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings, Transformers)
Optimus Prime called. He said they have our second creation. Care to explain your parental neglect? ~Megatron (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings, Transformers)
Whats wrong, my metal-winged buttercup? ~Megatron (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings, Transformers)
((Cheer up! If all else fails, we can throw her out the window!))
And then get charged with murder.
((Say youre insane.))
Damn it, Im screwed. ~Kuronue, Mika, Kuronue, Mika (Inside My Mind)
NOT ON MY UPHOLSTERY! ~Barricade (Squishy; Transformers)
Great Glen, youve just given an alien computer the Blue Screen of Death. ~Maggie (Human Interactions; Transformers)
Congratulations commander Starscream, its a Megababy! Does it have his eyebrow? ~Rev (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings; Transformers)
Raccoons?
Vermin. They were exterminated. ~Ratchet, Ironhide (Masquerade; Transformers)
I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DOOM I HAD PREVIOUSLY LOST IN MY POCKET! ~me (Hiei in Love...OMG!; Yu Yu Hakusho)
Dude, someone totally grafittied Jesus on the wall in here. You know youre in thug-Mormon country when theres graffiti-Christ. ~Miles (Paritas: Naturalized; Transformers)
What can go wrong, mighty Megatron?
-explosion-
Starscream, I hate you! ~Starscream, Megs (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings; Transformers)
SHES MARRYING MY SUPER-POWERFULLEST DAD! ~Coldshock (Imagos Star: Legacy of Kings; Transformers)
Hush, my lovely golden Daffodil of Doom. ~Sideswipe, to Sunstreaker (Cave Canem; Transformers)
You guys arent dogs, are you? ~Sideswipe to a bear (Tempting Bluestreak; Transformers)
Friends may give you an alibi, but brothers help you hide the body. (Is It a Shindig or a Hootenanny?, Transformers)
Sweat Primus, we broke Prowl! ~Twins (Is It a Shindig or a Hootenanny?, Transformers)
Im okay now! This wall stopped me! ~Skydive (Is It a Shindig or a Hootenanny?, Transformers)
Hes not stupid. Hes possessed by retarded ghost. ~Sunstreaker about Sideswipe. (Is It a Shindig or a Hootenanny?, Transformers)
Optimus Prime hadnt resisted an urge to be in the nick of time since 1984. (Love is a battlefield, Transformers)
Bolt, Im not quite sure how to say this
Report.
Starscream is teaching my math class.
Well be right there. ~Skydive, Silverbolt, Skydive, Silverbolt (I Think Its Going to Rain Today, Transformers)
Madre de Dios! Thats Fireflight! ~Skywarp (I Think Its Going to Rain Today, Transformers)
There are many factors in this instance that neither of us can help; I cannot help your mammalian need for physical contact, nor can I help the substance out of which my species makes itself, but it has come to a point where I can no longer ignore the negative physical connotations you are developing with me as a physical being, and I recognize the necessity to take steps in rectifying this negative connotation, and we are going to hug now! ~Percy (Revelation, chapter 13, Transformers) <3
"...It's not what it looks like?" ~Miles, immediately after the last quote (Revelation, Transformers)
HE KNOWS. OH BY THE POWER OF THE PRIMARY PROGRAM; WERE SO- SCRAP METAL! ~Skywarp (Other Battle Tactics, Transformers)
Jazz: Ironhide, you heard the boss! Shes dyin and if we dont do anything, shes gonna meet her creator!
Ironhide: Ah bet hes ugly. (Ecdysis Star, Transformers)
Was that... sex? ~Sideswipe (Juxtaposition, Transformers)
... your doubts about your mental state aside, my point is still valid. ~Sideswipe to Evelyn (Juxtaposition, Transformers)
Sideswipe: You humans are some of the densest creatures I have ever come across. No wonder you cant come up with faster-than-light travel.
Evy: We invented chocolate. We win. (Juxtaposition, Transformers)
This is Jazz, calling fearless leader! ~Jazz to Optimus (Til All Are One, Transformers)
Oh please. Im up against adidnt you die? ~Starscream to Jazz (Til All Are One, Transformers)
Barricade: You think Im some kind of human WHORE?! PRIMUS, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Bumblebee: Barricade, Im merely going by the events that Ive witnessed-
Barricade: And somehow it ends up with me being a prostitute?! (Good Cop, Bad Cop, Transformers)
Sideswipe: Oh, he was paying attention. He's an aft, but Sunny doesn't miss much.'
Evelyn: Joy. Attentive and a psychopath. I think I'm in love.
Sideswipe: 'He grows on you.'
Evelyn: Like a fungus. (Transformers: Juxtaposition)
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Mankind thrives in animosity. ~me
Adapt or die out. ~me
Every good thing is countered by a bad thing and everything bad thing is countered by a good thing. ~me
There is no such thing as genuine good and evil. A good person can act bad. A bad person can act good. There are no defining lines or just black and white; there is only gray. ~me
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." ~Mahatma Ghandi
"Life isn't lived through how many breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away." ~Unknown
Pretty words dont make change. Get up and do it. ~me
To be a good person, you cant just say youre going to do something. You have to say it and then do it. ~me
You fight for what you want, but you die for what you love. ~Me
You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. ~C. S. Lewis
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. ~Sri Chinmoy Ghose
We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. -Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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You are beautiful / no matter what they say / words cant bring you down / you are beautiful / in every single way / his words cant bring you down. ~Beautiful by Christina Aguilera
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Comeonwegottago! ~Dane Cook
Monkey, are you here?
*monkey noise*!
Where are you?
IM IN YOUR CLOSET!
Holy shit whered you learn to talk?
I TAUGHT MYSELF TO TALK!
Thats weird!
YEAH I KNOW. LETS FIGHT! ~Dane Cook
Am I going to die? ~The Traveling Gnome (TV commercial)
Ah, the blue screen of death. My immortal enemy. ~Seto Kiba (Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series)
English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar. ~Fenzel (from DA)
SHIT! ~Starscream (The Best Transformers 2007 Movie Review)
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ThisIsSPARTA! (Gopher .gif)
Optimus Prime demands an explanation for this bullshit. (tf2007fun)
I LOVED YOU! ~Bonecrusher (tf2007fun)
Dont be afraid dear Sam this is just our betrothal cube! ~Bumblebee!icon (tf2007fun)
No one saw it comingBobby B. x Megatron. ~icon (tf2007fun)
I make a move and then I run like the wind. Hit and run! ...oh wow. Did I really just say that? ~REPL!CA (someone from Smackjeeves about Cloe Remembrance)
A number of years ago I was in the car with my dad driving and my mom was following us in her convertible with her top down. My dad paced her car with his and told me to give him one of my left over pieces of fried chicken from a fast food place we stopped at. He rolled down the window and when my mom was focusing on the road he screamed "TORPEDO ONE FIRE!" and chucked the chicken out the window, slapping my mom across the face with it. It was beautiful, I love my dad. ~Cafei (from ff.net)